December 2009
Live tweeting the realisation that this is not my bed I have woken up in after the office party oh god please be the office hottie….SCORE
Back in Blighty with her sweet, sweet 3G. P.s bugger me it’s cold
I always buy my xmas gifts from Roc-a-Wear because of the free Gift Rapping service
They put IM on my Blackberry? You mean I can poop and work AT THE SAME TIME?! THANK YOU EBENEEZER!
I’m terrified that if I go into my walk-in closet eventually I’ll have to come
There are so many women in this office I’m pretty sure my period is now in sync
I’m terrified that if I go into my walk-in closet eventually I’ll have to come out
Swearing doesn’t come naturally to me, but i still like it. I’m all about amateurfanities.
HUNGOVER (off to a champagne brunch)
I love India. But I do wonder why the traditional 3 course meal consists of curry, beer and dysentry.
Peter Moore has a micro penis
i just tried to iron a shirt and it blew a fuse in my apartment. I think my apartment is a boy
I just put the lead around my dog’s neck and it sunk to the bottom of the river. Maybe next time i’ll use something lighter than lead.
Judging by the number of Ikea boxes in my apartment, i’m pretty sure Sweden just invaded India
i’m totally psyched about the new Smurf Movie! No idea why they’ve called it ‘Avatar’ though…
“Going Rogue” is all about Sarah Palin’s failed career in the lipstick sales business, right?
I’m an equal opportunities kinda guy: I have a mini-fridge in my lounge to keep all the bodies of the midget hookers in.
she’s hot as hell too ♫ http://blip.fm/~hjjtr
this girl is fantastic ♫ http://blip.fm/~hji9z
I am very pleasantly surprised by how good the new Scrubs show is
The worst thing about living in a giant apartment on your own is my PC is REALLY F*CKING FAR FROM THE BEER FRIDGE
#formspringme i’ve had a beer and a half. things could get…well, less dull.
“Farting in India is like Russian roulette with poop” - sir, you are a genius
oh look we broke formspring
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In Soviet Russia, the loaf pinches you!
Colleague: “It’s only a matter of time before you poop yourself in India” I am freaking terrified.
also @jorshuwah, calling it the ‘Ming’ dynasty is very un-pc. They prefer ‘attractively challenged’
Current Favourite Song of the Moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y
i need to find a Star site i can access from work, now that Favrd is defunct
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